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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 5, 2011 15:58:13 GMT -6
Here, I will cast my votes to evict, and say good bye messages to the houseguests!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 5, 2011 16:08:49 GMT -6
[WEEK ONE]
I vote to evict KENT BLACKWELDER and RAGAN FOX from the Big Brother Household!
Kent: fgrehdbfvgyudhsdjbscvudijsxbcvhgudisjvhgyuhsxbjschv. I decided not to make sense since you're inactive, and won't see this anyways. gfedhjhvfguedwjbvhfgudhsjbvgcxhjhc.
Steven: You better not be reading this. Anyone who voted to evict you over Kent is stupid because he's ugly and inactive, and you are active and rim-worthy. I love you so much, I will cry if you go.
Ragan: Ragan, you are so stupid. You say you play a great social game, well you suck at it. Making everyone final two deals, talking shit about your allies, and shit about the Head of Household is NOT good social gameplay. You're also a liar-you said you were going to fight your ass off in the veto, and you didn't even do it. A person like you does NOT deserve to stay in this game. And if you're gonna say "I don't even know it started", then you're fucking stupid because you commented in the thread where it started. I told you you had to read everything, and you clearly didn't. You really are stupid, just like Heather says. So, yeah, I voted to evict you because I don't want you hurting my gameplay, plus I need to vote with the house. I'm being mean because 1) You need to learn and 2) It's fun. So, pay more attention in school and stop killing your brain cells. Love you!
P.S. I was never going to use the veto on you. You can't just assume your allies will always use their powers to help you. You OBVIOUSLY did not learn from my mistakes.
Karen: Karen, if you're seeing this, people flipped. Ragan was making final two deals with everyone, and didn't even do the veto competition. He proved he didn't want to be here, so I'm not sure why he still is. Next time, you SHOULD improve your social game, though. Goodbye, better luck next time.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 15, 2011 17:19:30 GMT -6
[WEEK TWO]
I vote to evict JORDAN LLOYD from the Big Brother household.
Karen: Dearest Karen, you are so inactive you had this coming.
Jordan: Jordan, if you're reading this I guess the Diamond Power of Veto bit your ass again, which sucks. I was hoping you would have stayed around. Who else is going to call me a cunticle? I think maybe if you actually talked to people more often and put on a friendlier face you might have still been able to be here. It was a fun game. I loved working with you.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 23, 2011 20:12:34 GMT -6
[WEEK FOUR]
I vote to evict APRIL DOWLING from the Big Brother house.
Karen: You should not be reading this.
April: April, April, April. WHAT THE FUCK IS LOOSE UP IN THAT BLEACHED BLONDE HEAD OF YOURS!? Who the FUCK waits until WEEK FOUR to decide to play? And who the FUCK targets the ONLY ALLY THEY HAD? April, I told you I was looking out for you, that I liked you in this game. And then 5 minutes later, I get a shitton of messages, and AIM Conversations where you said: "Dustin is so fucking annoying" "He is my target" "I need HoH so bad so I can get Dustin out" "Dustin can follow Jordan and Annie out the door". WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? I was nothing but nice to you, and you decide to talk shit about to the WHOLE HOUSE! Did you think you were being smart!? Offer everyone in the house a deal Week Four because you floating the first three, and expect everyone to just jump on board on your little Barbie Plastic Wagon? This has been the longest week EVER just waiting to get your ass out of this house. If Jordan doesn't beat your ass on Redemption Island, I WILL WHEN YOU RETURN. Next ORG, be less of a bimbo, and don't target the people who care about you, you dumb skank. #endrant.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 31, 2011 19:27:00 GMT -6
[WEEK FIVE]
I vote to evict Jordan Lloyd...again.
Jordan-I think you made very bad first impressions, and when you came back, you did try, but just like April-it was too little too late. I found out you were a really cool and nice person, but I found out others were cool and nice first. I know you didn't want to go home on bad social gameplay, but unfortunately it happened. You will go down as one of the most famous in Recycled history. Sometimes you can't win, but winning isn't everything. Making a name for yourself is.
Jun- HOW DARE YOU SEE THIS! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IF UR READING THESE WORDS!? I AM CRYING IN REAL LIFE! IM GONNA CUT A BITCH!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Nov 8, 2011 15:27:55 GMT -6
[WEEK SIX]
I vote to evict PARKER SOMMERVILLE
Parker: Parker, don't think for a second you were evicted because you asked to be. You were the target the whole week, and it's because of your douchey non-existant social gameplay. Thanks for throwing me under the bus to Nicole when you were trying to get her to veto you so i would be nominated and evicted. Enjoy the jury.
Steven: You better not be reading this. It should be like, impossible for you to see this. If you are, Parker is some kind of sleazy shady. Love you <3
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Nov 17, 2011 18:00:27 GMT -6
[WEEK SEVEN]
I vote to evict Jun Song!
Jun- You were making deals, and said you coming after me as a real target, and you made a lot of people uncomfortable in this house. But you are a fun, interesting, amazing person. The funny thing is (funny for me anyways) I've seen you get evicted in three games. But just keep trying, never give up. You are a fighter, a worrior,a nd you are strong, and determined, and one of these days you'll win it all, but don't get discouraged before then.
Nicole- Hey Nicole, if you're reading this message that's what you get for stealing my man. I didn't vote to evict you, but I should have. BACK THE FUCK UP! Nobody comes in between me and my man!
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