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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 18, 2011 16:40:15 GMT -6
BOO HOO HOO, things didn't go Annie's way, so she gives up the chance at Redemption Island. I had the highest respect for her, until she pulled this bullshit. A true competitor would fight instead of be a little bitch. At least a competitor is out. Only two more evictions until the jury is formed, more than likely, with one houseguest returning. This game is going to take a while...
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 18, 2011 17:50:37 GMT -6
April comes up to Porsche and I, and was like "It's Week 4, I haven't talked game, and I am in no alliances." UHM....bitch, grab a lifevest.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 18, 2011 19:01:14 GMT -6
Porsche is semi imposing who she wants out on me. Like, she is my ally, and I'd always help her out, and some of the people she wants out I do as well, but I want to play my own game, you know? I'm not Carol, and I am not handing Lori the win.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 18, 2011 19:24:43 GMT -6
April is throwing Porsche and I under the bus to our ally Nicole. She is playing too hard, too late, and is burning the bridges with the only two people who wanted her in here.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 18, 2011 19:28:43 GMT -6
April just said that Porsche and I are her targets, she said Porsche is aligned with everyone *which I sometimes worry about*, and I am "annoying as hell". I had ONE FUCKING CONVERSATION WITH YOU, WHORE.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 18, 2011 20:01:43 GMT -6
Oh, so it went from Porsche and I as targets, to ME BEING HER TARGET. She wants Ragan back so he can take me out. She wants Jordan back so she can align with her. I don't know which April I hate more, the real one, or this fake one.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 19, 2011 14:50:57 GMT -6
Porsche purposely guessed wrong on the people she wanted to be HoH, great strategy Porsche! My strategy was to focus on the easy ones, and the abstract ones. The easy ones normally lead you to say true, so I said false. The abstract ones are there to make you be like, "NO WAY", so I said True. Hopefully this pays off, and I didn't just award a bunch of whores points.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 19, 2011 15:01:38 GMT -6
[15:47] Porsche Briggs: honestly this week my main goal isnt to get HOH but to keep certain others from being it
[15:47] Porsche Briggs: April got really bad last night
[15:47] DustinMcDreamy: I want HoH so I can send April packing myself
[15:47] Porsche Briggs: I really hope one of us gets to
[15:48] DustinMcDreamy: I will get a dagger wet with poison, roll it in salt, and stab her in the face *metaphorically*
[15:48] Porsche Briggs: there is a plan in place if she wins HOH to get her focused elsewhere but shhhh you dont know that
[15:50] DustinMcDreamy: Okee dokiee
[15:50] Porsche Briggs: she was PISSED at being called a floater yesterday
[15:51] Porsche Briggs: so those that she thinks she can trust are going to put a bug in her ear that it was Parker that said it LOL
[15:51] Porsche Briggs: shes pissed at me you and Renny but didnt confront us with anything so I doubt she would ask Perker anyway
[15:51] Porsche Briggs: She seems to plat emotional so it could work
[15:52] DustinMcDreamy: I was totally thinking that, make her think Parker is coming after her.
[15:52] Porsche Briggs: yup but you and I should stay out of that and let the ons she trusts do that part
[15:52] DustinMcDreamy: [15:51] Parker Sommerville: I want April gone so badly, she's such an annoying little twat.
[15:53] Porsche Briggs: ohhhhh
[15:53] DustinMcDreamy: I just copied your message, and changed the words
[15:53] DustinMcDreamy: XP
[15:53] Porsche Briggs: OMG brilliant
[15:54] DustinMcDreamy: You're not the ONLY evil genious here
[15:55] Porsche Briggs: that was friggen brilliant
[15:55] Porsche Briggs: Jun can send that to her she is the perfect one to do it and she will
[15:56] DustinMcDreamy: Hot Damn!
[15:56] Porsche Briggs: LOL
[15:57] Porsche Briggs: so that will be sent by someone she thinks she can trust and her focus will shift
[15:57] DustinMcDreamy: Diabolical!
[15:58] Porsche Briggs: you are I love it so much
[15:58] DustinMcDreamy: April can't just show up Week 4, and decide to play. STEP UP TO OUR LEVELS, BITCH
[15:59] Porsche Briggs: she is wicked pissed
[15:59] Porsche Briggs: shes trying to build an army
[15:59] Porsche Briggs: and we cant have her in the game if Jordan comes back
[15:59] Porsche Briggs: she plans to get with Jordan
[15:59] DustinMcDreamy: I have toe fungus stronger than April
[16:00] Porsche Briggs: I friggen want to take her down so bad
So, our plan, in a hurry, is to send April a fake message from Parker so she goes after him instead of me and Porsche. Jun is going to send it since April loves her so much. Not only are we taking the focus off us, we're putting it on one of our targets!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 19, 2011 19:33:38 GMT -6
Parker doesn't even message me. What the hell? Don't be surprised when I nominate you in a few weeks after April gets the fuck out.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 19, 2011 20:05:42 GMT -6
A little misunderstanding between Jun and I makes me seem like a paranoid freak. I need to control that, especially since Me,Porsche,Jun,Renny,and Nicole are all semi-working together, and have the same targets. However, Porsche kind of leaves Nicole out of the loop, so the closer I am with her, the better. If we're final three, they could both take me over the other!
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 21, 2011 14:23:34 GMT -6
UGH! I fail at, yet another, competition. *shocker* THANKFULLY Porsche was able to fucking dominate and own this competition. I hope she gets April out of this game FOR GOOD.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 21, 2011 18:15:56 GMT -6
Porsche knows her nominees, so why does she stretch out the nomination process? That's my #1 pet peeve when it comes to HoH's.
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 23, 2011 10:45:30 GMT -6
I am safe for the week pre-veto, unfortunately Porsche did not pick me for the veto, which is kind of good since my key showed up first both weeks, and she chose me last week. I don't want it too obvious we're together. This veto competition makes me wonder! I want to know what it is sooooo badly! The suspense is killing me. If April or Karen get vetoed, hopefully the renominee is Parker.
Anyways, sorry I haven't been updating this thing in a while, if anyone besides Chenbot is even reading this. I know you all look forward to hearing my very entertaining thoughts since I'm so fucking entertaining. *flips weave*
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 23, 2011 12:45:29 GMT -6
Why is Jordan hating on Porsche? Doesn't she know Nicole was the one who DPoV'd her ass?
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Post by Dustin Erikstrup on Oct 23, 2011 17:49:25 GMT -6
JUN WON THE POWER OF VETO! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! (The next portion is to the tune of Rhianna's "breaking Dishes" ) We're evicting April up in here, all night uh-huh, ain't gonna stop it till she fucking leaves right, uh-huh, yeah Imma vote her ass, yeah imma vote her ass, yeas imma voter her ass, her ass, o-o-o-o-o-out uh-huh!
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